If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that had so much funny stuff in it, and she was so fearless. If you only watch her on the red… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share
Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
