I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence who is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows from his own experience that after laughter, good laughter, a belly laugh, you almost feel that you have taken an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enjoy the present, bid defiance to the future, laugh at all those reasonable beings who exercise their reason to avoid the misfortunes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We stood up and bade each other farewell, but love and despair stood between us like two ghosts, one stretching his wings… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My little boy Sonny makes me laugh all the time. He has good comedic timing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This being human is a guest house. Every morning is a new arrival. A joy, a depression, a meanness, some momentary awareness… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Defeat, my defeat, my deathless courage, You and I shall laugh together with the storm, And together we shall dig graves for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at Messi, and he makes me laugh. A beautiful footballer who is still like a kid. A world superstar, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you realize that Jesus is there in the tabernacle expressly for you- for you alone? He burns with the desire to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laughing at. But it is not worth telling, for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So - here I am in the dark alone, There's nobody here to see; I think to myself, I play to myself,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone who wanted to learn to dance were to say: For centuries, one generation after the other has learned the positions,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're water. We're the millstone. You're wind. We're dust blown up into shapes. You're spirit. We're the opening and closing of our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter opens your heart and soothes your soul. No one should ever take life so seriously that they forget to laugh at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Idiots are very very clear - clear in the sense that they do not have the intelligence to feel confusion. To feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You - will - never - touch - our - children - again!' screamed Mrs. Weasley. Bellatrix laughed, the same exhilarated laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want my people to understand that because only man is capable to laugh, that means laughter is the highest point of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good friend helps you up when you fall.. A best friend laughs in you face and trips you again! :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the past there were people who were not rich but contented with their living style, laughing and happy all day. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking Can't we give ourselves one more chance Why can't we give love that one more chance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is never a fulfillment. Life is never a thing of continuous bliss. There is no paradise. Fight and laugh and feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
