My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
When I found out I was having twins, I was even in denial that I was pregnant. When I found out I… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
When I was at school, most people were planning on going to university and becoming doctors or lawyers. I wanted to be… — Mollie King Copy Share Image
Unwearied, and with springing steps elate, I had conveyed my wealth along the road. The empty sack proved now a heavier load:… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox Copy Share Image
Get into the habit of laughing; too many of us have forgotten how to laugh. As people grow older, they sometimes forget… — Maxwell Maltz Copy Share Image
If a man dies of cancer in fear and despair, then cry for his pain and celebrate his life. The other man,… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
some journalists have described the South Pole as 'hell on earth.' Others refer to my time here as 'an ordeal.' They would… — Jerri Nielsen Copy Share Image
Even my family laughed at me because they thought this young guy who's always stuttering in front of other people should be… — Kurt Masur Copy Share Image
I got into the race and people literally laughed. They thought I had no chance of winning. — Patrick McHenry Copy Share Image
Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I better stop now before I start crying. Go off to sleep in the… — Elliott Smith Copy Share Image
You spoke about things they couldn't see and so they laughed. Yet to row up the dark river against the current, to… — Giorgos Seferis Copy Share Image
The only time I've ever been mistaken for someone else is - and this arguable still - when a person came up… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
There's a current notion that you should "take charge of your disease." No thanks. I'm busy. I've got cancer. I'm willing to… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I pitched Jay Hunt the opening scene (prime minister, middle of the night, he's woken up...). She paused, and then she laughed.… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I remember after I dated this white man, nobody said anything but there was a couple of men in my family that… — Sanaa Lathan Copy Share Image
If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I'm talking from the point of view of the States, we tend to assassinate people like Jesus, or if we don't we… — John Dominic Crossan Copy Share Image
It stank pretty bad, of course: manure was caked all over the wagon. But we were free. Right then I was elated… — Diet Eman Copy Share Image
It hurts me to hear the tone in which the poor are condemned as "shiftless," or "having a pauper spirit," just as… — Albion Fellows Bacon Copy Share Image
Now, that the sovereign power and deity, whatsoever it is, should have regard of mankind, is a toy and vanity worthy to… — Pliny the Elder Copy Share Image
I'll never forget when me and Jason Matthews wrote the line, 'Don't be a tape player hater,' in 'Country Man,' I don't… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
I would be sitting in my flat watching TV, and 'Doctor Who' would be on with my flatmate there. I would have… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
