When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
“She laughed. I closed my eyes. It sounded damn mournful, that laugh of hers echoing off the square.” — Esi Edugyan Copy Share Image
He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly. — Clement Clarke Moore Copy Share Image
“Are you committed to having a really strange life?" She laughed. "Probably. What do you mean?” — Elizabeth Mckenzie Copy Share Image
I almost laughed about the Machiavellian plans of the presidents of the United States. — Fidel Castro Copy Share Image
“He blinked. He broke. I won. Then he laughed in a smooth baritone voice. “Yeah, you’re my kid alright.” — Tijan Copy Share Image
“And if you drop me into another river,I swear this time I am taking you with me." He laughed,the idiot boy,and we… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Where is it?" I asked, willing him to tell me. He laughed suddenly, and I could hear the full-throated, grating sound of… — Edith Pattou Copy Share Image
I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
“to get some rest.” He raised a hand to her face. “I know what you’re trying to do.” She laughed. “Oh, yeah?… — Milly Taiden Copy Share Image
“You know, there’s a bed here and the door’s already closed. It’d be a damn shame not to take advantage of the… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“Siva’s violet eyes flashed at me. “I’m sorry your weekend was ruined.” “I’m sorry your house was trashed,” I laughed. His lips… — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
“I laughed at this! "Addie Rose Weatherly you're going to get me into trouble one of these days." The girl giggled and… — Ruth Logan Herne Copy Share Image
“Patch’s mouth turned grim. “Actually, I don’t like the sound of that.” “If it’s any consolation, I can’t stand Dante. Don’t sweat… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The men began to trade tales of atrocities, first stories they had heard, then those they'd witnessed, and finally the things that… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“When I was going on one day in the car about not having any close friends - using my favourite metaphor: the… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
The hardest I've ever laughed in a cinema was at 'Silent Movie' by Mel Brooks. I was 12-ish and I actually fell… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed — Nicolas De Chamfort Copy Share Image
When I said Iniesta was the world's best, you laughed. Now you can see I'm right. — Samuel Eto'o Copy Share Image
They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh. — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“Gator laughed. “My mate thinks me the most perfect specimen of manhood.” — N.J. Walters Copy Share Image
I Was A liddo upset when I saw yuh wit her...but then I laughed cuz she was ugly.lmbo — Ayyyoo Adrii Copy Share Image
Very few have the talent to make others laugh without being laughed at. — M. S. Narayana Copy Share Image
Do you ever read any of the books you burn?" He laughed. "That's against the law!" "Oh. Of course. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“We too often laughed at the same time to be a whore and a lonely guy.” — Elliot Perlman Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me, I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me. — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
“Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this.” — Domashita Romero Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?” She laughed bitterly. “What’s ‘okay’?” “I’ve never really known.” — Paula Garner Copy Share Image
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
