Laugh Quotes · Page 61

Friends will help you up if you fall, Real friends will laugh at you cause they know you are.

— Karina

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

— Barry Humphries

If I can make someone laugh while sending a message, that's the best lesson.

— Josh Blue

I want people to laugh and cry, not just sit and stare at the TV.

— Michael Landon

When you make fun of people just to get a laugh, it can become very dangerous.

— Marky Ramone

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

— Steven Wright

Just Because I Laugh And Smile A Lot, Doesn't Mean My Life Is Perfect, Nobody Knows What I Feel Inside.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Sometimes I say some things people may think are just outlandish, but I'm going to have the last laugh.

— Riff Raff

Smile, because you're beautiful. Laugh, because you're living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters cant bring you down.

— Anonymous

When a crow says an intelligent thing, chickens may laugh at it. This is the laughing of the sand castles at the…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I'm quite a reserved person, a bit shy at first when I don't know someone. I like to have a laugh and…

— Anthony Martial

I'm pretty goofy. I really do like to sing and dance in real life. I'm a rhythmic person. I love comedy; I…

— Xosha Roquemore

I just love being in front of the camera making people laugh, cry, entertaining them. It's the 'nasha' of performance that I…

— Ranveer Singh

Sometimes it seems to stand still. Like you’re in a bag and you can’t get out and somebody’s always telling you that…

— Hubert Selby, Jr

If you asked a baseball pitcher from the '50s what a middle reliever was, he'd laugh at you. In the '50s, everyone…

— Chris Mullin

Don't ever show pictures or post things just to make anyone jealous coz One day if they will have the last laugh…

— Raveen

It's awesome, because in live-action, most of my comedies have been rated R, so I'm trying to make adults laugh. While animation…

— Christopher Mintz-Plasse

“They don’t think much o’laughter, the rich,’ Clarrie observed. ‘Nor the powerful, for that matter. When did a teacher ever encourage her…

— Katie Flynn

I just know from experience that reading a funny poem aloud, especially at the beginning of a public reading, can have a…

— Matthew Zapruder

At my wedding, my bridesmaids said, "You're the funniest person we've ever met." I hope I make people laugh, I hope I…

— Anna Camp

How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you…

— Kyle Kinane

Don't laugh at me, don't call me names. Don't get your pleasure from my pain. In God's eyes, we're all the same.…

— Mark Willis

I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my…

— Marlo Thomas

In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate…

— Woody Allen

Laugh like mad, and you'll figure out the answers to the most difficulties in life.

— Akila Sultana

I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious.

— Malin Akerman

When human beings say they have power, it always makes me laugh a little bit.

— Courtney A. Kemp

I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.

— David Alan Basche

“Have a good laugh at this, ... Deep down, I never for a second never thought they would find anything.”

— Tana French

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.

— Robert Breault

If I speak my version of Spanish in Spain, they laugh. Same with Mexico. It's an alien world to me.

— Cedric Bixler-Zavala

I'd rather rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

— Anonymous

You can laugh or you can cry. It is up to you which one you do.

— Rachael Ray

Hold me when I'm sad, Kiss me when I cry, Make me laugh when I'm down, And love me until I die.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Laugh more than you cry. Work hard and play hard. Eat well and you can eat more.

— Rachael Ray

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

— Groucho Marx

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.

— Judy Gold

Though it make the unskillful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve.

— William Shakespeare

A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.

— Josh Gondelman