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The empty swing set reminds us of this-- that bad won't be bad forever, and what is good can sometimes last a… — Jacqueline Woodson Copy Share Image
Taxpayers have spent more than $200 billion in the last decade on computer systems that are antiquated, incompatible, and not doing the job. — William Cohen Copy Share Image
I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I have changed for the last time--this is the man I will be till I die. And that man loves you. — Sharon Shinn Copy Share Image
The Americas has been a relatively stable continent. The last truly new border we have is Panama in 1903. — Juan Enriquez Copy Share Image
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The natural equipment to accomplish some small part of the meaner ambitions distinguishing able men from dead ones. In the last analysis… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I have a bunch of friends at the University of California at Berkeley, so that's always a fun drive. Last summer I… — Eden Sher Copy Share Image
I told Terry I was leaving. She had been thinking about it all night and was resigned to it. Emotionlessly she kissed… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I really didn't know what to think about the veil. Deep down I was very religious but as a family we were… — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
Last night I didn't realize I said "abortion" in my stand up comedy act instead of "circumcision." No wonder I got blank… — Ben Rosenfield Copy Share Image
And last of all, high over thought, in the world of morals, Fate appears as vindicator, levelling the high, lifting the low,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Getting back into shape [after bringing twing] was challenging, like it is for anybody who has a baby. The first few pounds… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
From last night's All Together Now, a Celebration of Service: There can be no definition of a successful life that does not… — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
Our generation may stand at a crucial breakpoint in history, for we in the presently affluent nations may be the last who… — Philip K. Chapman Copy Share Image
I'm happy to be on a winning team. My individual success, that lasts for a short period of time. The success of… — T.I Copy Share Image
What happened on that day (of Easter) became, was and remained the centre around which everything else moves. For everything lasts its… — Karl Barth Copy Share Image
The idea was to have a basin inverted on his head and his hair cut to the shape of it. Skill and… — Janet Frame Copy Share Image
A political decision has been made not to irritate the intelligence community. The spy agencies are really embarrassed, they're really sore -… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
Edden called the church first,” she said by way of greeting, her thin eyebrows high as she spotted Ford’s arm linked in… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“On glancing over my notes of the seventy odd cases in which I have during the last eight years studied the methods… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
I used to work at this store called Music Plus in San Clemente, California, when I was growing up, and then they… — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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