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Laid-back? My wife said that? Well, I guess I am. It takes a lot to get me riled. — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
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As I said last week in the wake of the grand jury decision, I think Ferguson laid bare a problem that is… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
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