In a dream world, I would love to be a master pastry chef, because it combines something I love doing baking with something I'm not good at doing baking. BUT! Practically, if I weren't writing and doing comedy things, I'd… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal. — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
There are very funny people who aren't good at Twitter and people who are really good on Twitter where that's the best or the… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low barrier for… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a nerd; I consider myself a dork more. I'm closer to a dork, if anything, just because I'm not good… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I have - and this isn't a thing I talk about often - a decent set of legs. There's an unexpected musculature that lends… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
My comedy isn't clean; it's just friendly. So I get asked to do a lot of clean shows. It's like, 'Oh, I have a… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
When I was young - like, young young - I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking places. My… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
'The Rap Year Book' is really great. Shea Serrano wrote it, and it became this huge phenomenon where he sold out everywhere and made… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
