Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap!… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I can’t wait to find out how you taste, and you won’t want me to stop even after I’ve completely exhausted you.… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Seems there's a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The juice goes out of Christianity when it becomes too based on faith rather than on living like Jesus or seeing the… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
It is the first day because it has never been before and the last day because it will never be again. Be… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
I had this totally impossible dream of being an actress. Trust me, just because I'm lucky enough to be doing this doesn't… — Olivia Thirlby Copy Share Image
You read what you have written and, as you always stop when you know what is going to happen next, you go… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
It was hard for me to believe. When recess was over I sat in class and thought about it. My mother had… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
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A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
It is only by softening and disguising dead flesh by culinary preparation that it is rendered susceptible of mastication or digestion, and… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy. — Cam'ron Copy Share Image
We have to ask ourselves, 'What kind of world is it where a baby-food executive substitutes artificial flavoring and sugar for apple… — Paul Hawken Copy Share Image
I fast every Sunday. I don’t eat anything. Just juices. […] It flushes out the system, cleans out the colon. I think… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Writers should take advantage of their surroundings, if only to trigger memories that juice their writing. — Kirby Wright Copy Share Image
Morgellons is constantly morphing. There are times when it's directly attacking the nervous system, as if you're being bitten by fleas and… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
When oranges came in, a curious proceeding was gone through. Miss Jenkyns did not like to cut the fruit, for, as she… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
The first man . . . ventured to call food and nourishment the parts that had a little before bellowed and cried,… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Food is like a torture device because hiking 47 miles a day is hard enough. And then you're trying to get down… — Jennifer Pharr Davis Copy Share Image
I get on a real serious health kick when I'm on the road, because as a singer, you can't really get sick.… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
