It doesn't feel like you're preaching, if you can say something in a joke. — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Some jokes are not made to laugh, they're created by those who just want to bark !! — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke. — Carla Bley Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
My mom says pigs dont eat biscuits¦ So I better take that one out of your hand. — Curly Copy Share Image
I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that's when I got the filmmaking bug. When I… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't… — Sherilyn Fenn Copy Share Image
People joke about me that I talk in voiceovers. I have that sort of inflection. But I do talk in voiceovers. I… — Matt Nix Copy Share Image
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My family always says my voice is a gift—a precious jewel I inherited from my maternal grandma, Julia Kate Hudson. My sister… — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
Every since it started snowing, my little brother has been looking through the window, guess it's high time I let him inside — Avalon Copy Share Image
When you are sleeping, I hope I am the person that wake you up till you are showing me some saliva that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die… — Dustin Diamond Copy Share Image
An old joke puts its thus, "when a man speaks to a god its prayer , when a god speaks to a… — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Are my characters copies of people in real life? ... Don't ever believe the stories about authors putting people into novels. That… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
No matter what I face, I must have a mindset that 'it must go this way.' Although it gets to the point… — Yunho Copy Share Image
In the sixties, the recycling of pop culture turning it into Pop art and camp had its own satirical zest. Now we're… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
Fine - I said huffily. - But I hope I'm at least allowed to fly around the corridors during lunch hour. Gabriel… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
You remember having friends who used to lampoon the world so effortlessly, crouching at the verge of every joke and waiting to… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey Copy Share Image
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take… — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didnt really that was a lie. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The real reason women live longer than men bcoz they dont have to live with women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
If your dick was as big as your mouth I might would have been impressed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
