Jokes Quotes by Sacha Guitry

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

— Sacha Guitry

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

— Sacha Guitry

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

— Sacha Guitry

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.

— Sacha Guitry

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

— Sacha Guitry

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

— Sacha Guitry

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

— Sacha Guitry

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

— Sacha Guitry

The little I know I owe to my ignorance.

— Sacha Guitry

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

— Sacha Guitry

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

— Sacha Guitry

Nothing is new, all is rehash.

— Sacha Guitry