I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
There are two industry secrets to surviving a long day on camera on the red carpet: First, no drinking the night before - ever.… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I actually quite love following Lisa Rinna on Twitter, because she tweets like I tweet, which is like, 'Just dropped off the kids!' Or,… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I remember watching Regis and Kathie Lee interview celebrities, and my mom looked so happy. I just did the math. I wanted to make… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I played football in eighth grade, and even though I had a passion for it, it turned out I'm no good at playing it. — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
When you struggle with weight, it's not an internal struggle... it's literally an external struggle, and everyone sees it. — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
What I love most about achieving whatever I've achieved is that the Seattle Seahawks follow me on Twitter! — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
There were times I was told, 'You are too gay.' I turned down a lot of things because producers said they wanted me to… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
“Instead, play it cool, heed the advice of Wilson Phillips, and "Hold on for one more day....” — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
Celebrities know I'm not looking for a 'gotcha' moment. I don't want to be Barbara Walters who you come to when you first check… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I learned from my father how to swear right and how to string it together for optimum effect/affect. I use it like karate. I… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
