Jokes Quotes by Nicole Sullivan

I was only in LA for two weeks when I got that job. And I didn't work again for two years.

— Nicole Sullivan

When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.

— Nicole Sullivan

My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.

— Nicole Sullivan

I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.

— Nicole Sullivan

I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.

— Nicole Sullivan

If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.

— Nicole Sullivan

My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.

— Nicole Sullivan

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

— Nicole Sullivan

There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.

— Nicole Sullivan

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.

— Nicole Sullivan

Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.

— Nicole Sullivan

When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.

— Nicole Sullivan