Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke? — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
“I am a kind of joke, but the question is: which kind? My job is to keep everyone guessing.” — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
The sassy black woman who can land a good joke was sort of my go-to audition. Or playing a struggling mother. — Danielle Brooks Copy Share Image
I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
“you've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking… — Jeet Thayil Copy Share Image
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,' — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Make up looks pretty on the outside but it doesnt help if you are ugly on the inside. Unless you can eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We always joke that our road crew will have to wheelchair us up onstage soon because this is what we do. This… — Johnny Van Zant Copy Share Image
You're only as good as your last joke, your last show, your last whatever. The confidence is there, but underneath, there is… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“Obviously the name of the show is a joke, a friend of mine gave it to me. But some people are very… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.'… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I want to know why people are getting laughs. Why this joke works and why that one didn't work. It all comes… — Dolph Ziggler Copy Share Image
But I can tell you markets are like women, always commanding, always mysterious, always volatile, always exciting and it is not a… — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala Copy Share Image
But I really like our experimental, performance and monologue videos, where there's barely jokes in the video, where it's almost a joke… — Dave McCary Copy Share Image
That's what's great about standup comedy: the instant feedback. You get up on stage, you tell a joke, if it doesn't work,… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid, and if you had to pee, well, you had to hold it until the commercial break. Then… — America Ferrera Copy Share Image
A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
My Auntie CeCe - I can kind of joke and say all I need to do is pray. But that's literally what… — Deborah Joy Winans Copy Share Image
I realized that I get pleasure when I'm told, 'Don't listen to the haters; they're losers in their moms' basements.' I imagine… — Julie Plec Copy Share Image
The Giants beating the undefeated Patriots, that's all a joke. The star of a reality show is going to run the country.… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Now Vegas, while you were asleep your classmates and I were discussing time manipulation. What are your thoughts on the subject?” “Well,”… — Charlie Fey Copy Share Image
In general, the straight line of a joke sets up a premise, an expectation. Then the funny ending - the punch line… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
“You put what?” “Itching powder I took from Gabe’s prank box! It was just supposed to be a stupid joke. A payback… — Natasha Madison Copy Share Image
