Implying women are too weak to take a joke is *implicitlty* sexist, and ridiculous. — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys joke with me that Milwaukee is one of the worst NBA cities, but I take pride in being from Milwaukee. — Kevon Looney Copy Share Image
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Don’t joke with that friend who stood by you when everyone else ran off.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“No one has ever honestly said, “I hate that this joke exists, even though it’s clearly hilarious.” It” — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't even know why people joke about self-harm.. Its not even funny.. Since when was cutting,burning, scatching, scraping and so on… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
What I joke about is that you can know who you're playing against before the game, and then, at 60 minutes, when… — Ben White Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
It's now become a joke in my family that as soon as I finish a job, I'm on a loop saying, 'I'm… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
That generic outlook of what a 'WWE champion' should be is a joke to me. The casual fan walks in and expects… — Bray Wyatt Copy Share Image
The biggest difference between the two is how intimate the theatre is. Film is so different because, when youre on set, even… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
My mother doesn't cook; my grandmother didn't cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It… — Katharine Weymouth Copy Share Image
If there were some people who considered me a joke, I'm sorry about that. But I did not do it for any… — Eddie the Eagle Copy Share Image
“But—let me tell you my cat joke. It's very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she's got… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
I am kinda like, if I don't really know people I am a little passive and a little quiet, and you know… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
Anna Petrovna (to Shabelsky): You can't make a simple joke without an injection of venom. You are a poisonous man. Joking apart,… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Early on, people told me I was making Chinese people look bad. I've been living with this accent. I had already been… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“He glares at me as if he already hates it. “What is it?” I consider lying but what’s the point? I clear… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true!… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“There is a funny joke that God plays on man. Have you laughed yet? I think it might be the funniest one… — Ian Bassingthwaighte Copy Share Image
Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, 'Yeah, songwritin' man,' looking wistful.… — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
