It was a bit of fun. But of course like anything that starts as a joke, people started to take it all… — Steven Wilson Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Sure, if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.” — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head. — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
Every vision is a joke until the first man accomplishes it; once realized, it becomes commonplace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if the government built this thing? I doubt it. Why? Cause it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.' — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
You don't see a wonderful shot in a comedy. Why? Because they don't want to distract you from what matters, which is… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
A lot of times I'll make films that are mostly character-driven films - stories that involve people. Like, I make the joke:… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Any comedic-type person will tell you there's no greater high in the world than someone to laugh at a joke or tell… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
Even as a child, I would get film offers, and all my friends would tease me saying, 'You will also be an… — Tiger Shroff Copy Share Image
“Hush, Harry. Or you'll go to the special hell." I blinked at that, confused. I'm not supposed to be the guy who… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke - but the joke is not so wrong - that after my time in East Germany, I could either… — Jan Vogler Copy Share Image
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
There's a lot of different styles of hypnosis. There's conversational hypnosis, which, even though we joke about it, politicians use conversational hypnosis.… — Keith Barry Copy Share Image
You know how hard it's been to write material? Because to do stand-up comedy, it takes time for the material to develop.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
No one understood why I would wanna be behind the camera, not in front of the camera, and so no one took… — Amanda de Cadenet Copy Share Image
I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Is it my fault that there is a stereotype that black people are not good swimmers? I know that's a joke, but… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I guess what Kenny Omega is, even though the image is something that was given to me by New Japan and then… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image
“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image