“A character whose name is a joke cannot be taken seriously. (Page 188)” — M.B.B. Biskupski Copy Share Image
The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
We've always had a philosophy that we would always go wherever the joke is. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You never know how much that shit hurt! — Bismark Frimpong Copy Share Image
You never know what's coming with me: I might dance or laugh but on the pitch I am very serious. I don't… — Antonio Rudiger Copy Share Image
There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind. — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
I was a bit scared because I came from the acting world. There was a fear that people would think of me… — Jana Kramer Copy Share Image
Gerrard was probably my biggest one. The character he had was world class and then you add on his ability and it's… — Jude Bellingham Copy Share Image
In earlier comics, my only priority was telling a joke in the last panel, but now I try to make every panel… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
In comedy, I often see so many weird race jokes, and it's like, there is no racial diversity in your show to… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
State of the Culture' is more mature content. We want to go as deep as we can on whatever the subject matter… — Joe Budden Copy Share Image
Talking-head shows are just a camera, a sound guy, and then a PA writing down what you say and a producer asking… — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
“A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those… — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I wasn't in bands, and had really no intention of ever doing music. I went out to… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
Eventually I was saying to myself, maybe it would be better, instead of trying to become an American comedian in France, to… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
Looking back at my school reports, I start off as quite a swotty kid, and then when I get to 12 or… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One question about a joke is, how well is the strangeness of the situation resolved? At 'The New Yorker', we retain a… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“That was the big joke, wasn't it? The answer to the riddle: There was no one up there in Heaven, making sure… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
