“Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth?” — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who… — Alfred North Whitehead Copy Share Image
This is the joke of me being a part of 'Lost': I haven't met three-quarters of that cast. — Sonya Walger Copy Share Image
I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The bravest artists I've ever known have always been graf artists. Risking your life and your freedom is no joke. — El-P Copy Share Image
My career actually started in the second grade as class clown. That's no joke. I was always making people laugh, and it… — Ian Ziering Copy Share Image
There used to be a cruel joke that said Brazil is the country of the future, and always will be; Obama is… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“You just haven’t found the right girl,” Clare said. “She’ll come along.” “And then she’ll make a run for the hills.” Cass… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
You have to have a laugh and a joke. If you spend five days playing a Test match and so much time… — Joe Root Copy Share Image
Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on. — Miranda Raison Copy Share Image
“As and old (and clandestine) Soviet joke used to express it, the problem with the past...is that it is always so unpredictable.” — Francis X. Blouin Jr Copy Share Image
We joke that dad's profession was the perfect profession for Jim, because after two years, he'd be like: 'It's time to move,… — Jim Harbaugh Copy Share Image
I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
As Asian-Americans, the charge that is often lobbed against us is sort of the least original: the idea that somehow we're perpetual… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are… — Samuel Ervin Beam Copy Share Image
Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person,… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
“As I see it, the only pleasure of living is that every joke should be made, every thought expressed, every line of… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I think all actors, when they're not working, say, 'If I can get to this point where I'm working on a consistent… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
