I just don't like filming scenes where it's like, that's not how people talk. People aren't saying a joke every five seconds. — Dave McCary Copy Share Image
I'm promoting positivity. I'm promoting happiness and loving yourself and having fun. But it's not a joke. — Lil Yachty Copy Share Image
To me, music is not a stunt. Music is not a joke. I take every lick of music that I've ever played… — Tim Commerford Copy Share Image
Being able to joke about my disability also gives me some control over it. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!” — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
“shook my head. “This is too easy.” “Don’t worry. Something will go wrong soon.” He continued down the corridor, and I followed.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Pellegrini gave me back the joy of playing football. He is like Arsene Wenger: someone who likes to joke, someone who likes… — Samir Nasri Copy Share Image
You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
At university level, I had an economics lecturer who used to joke that I was the only student who handed in essays… — Sebastian Coe Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you're putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can't… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
I was at Facebook in 2012, during the previous presidential race. The fact that Facebook could easily throw the election by selectively… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
A source of embarrassment for Libyans, Gadhafi has never been a joke: disappearances, a police state, zero freedom of expression, and poverty… — Mona Eltahawy Copy Share Image
“Tell me we’re not going to be stoking up the cook fires to build palisades through the night by their light.’ I… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
I was watching tennis on TV, and between games, they were showing a commercial for a tennis school. I wrote down the… — Ana Ivanovic Copy Share Image
I remember the old joke, while women are deciding which schools the kids go to, where you're going to live, how the… — Debra Winger Copy Share Image
To me, my favorite joke on a stand-up special is when someone says something and you go, 'Oh my God, I've been… — Finneas Copy Share Image
“The cat's asleep; I whisper "kitten" Till he stirs a little and begins to purr-- He doesn't wake. Today out on the… — Randall Jarrell Copy Share Image
The thing that I get so often with network comedies - and, I think, some of the most brilliant people in the… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
