I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle,… — James Brolin Copy Share Image
Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can't. I can't remember a joke to save my life. I don't have a… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
Call me Meier," Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke . — Philip Jose Farmer Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign. — James A. Owen Copy Share Image
So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me,… — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to… — William Hung Copy Share Image
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“Where have you been lately?” Christina says. She wiggles her eyebrows. “With Four? Doing a little . . . addition? Multiplication?” I cover my… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“Atoms are round balls of wood invented by Dr. Dalton. (Answer given by a pupil to a question on atomic theory, as… — Henry Enfield Roscoe Copy Share Image
I couldn't afford to get sick in prison. My sickle cell is no joke, so I couldn't eat poorly or not exercise.… — Prodigy Copy Share Image
Wearing a hijab never made me feel any more conservative - it made me feel safe. Then, after 9/11, I became the… — SZA Copy Share Image
To know how to structure the joke perfectly so that the narrative information is given in the right tempo, in just the… — David Salle Copy Share Image
“I’m just scared this may be a setup for me being the butt of a so-called joke, like, um, how I may… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
As a director, you can't stop a guy if he thinks something's hysterical, because if you do, then he'll get depressed because… — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Left with an oncoming headache, went home, and that's verified, to his wife and six-month-old baby. He's three weeks into a big,… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
If I just do everything the opposite of what my dad did, I think that will make things pretty easy. I can… — Derrick Rose Copy Share Image
In stand up every joke is thought about so meticulously, and one word can completely change how the audience responds. You're up… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
“This is some sort of joke, isn't it?" asks Hunt, staring at the flawless blue sky and distant fields. I cough as… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You wore Doc Martens and purple hair. I wore my insecurity on a button-up. it wasn't meant to be. But then the… — Allison Raskin Copy Share Image
