Divorce is no joke and is painful for whatever reason it breaks down. — Sonja Morgan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your the only one still laughing at the joke from 10 minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The casting directors that were aware of The Real World looked at me as a joke. It was so hard to get… — Jamie Chung Copy Share Image
I think, in the media, Christians are the butt of every joke, or they are portrayed running around condemning everyone to Hell. — Sarah Drew Copy Share Image
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Whether it's a highbrow thing or lowbrow. I'm never, ever going to leave a joke on the floor. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg Copy Share Image
My joke is that my father was a minister and my mother was an English teacher, so I'm trained to see the… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
That's the thing about comedy, there's something utterly delightful and slightly pure about a really good joke, and to create one is… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots are on the same line… — Jamie Sives Copy Share Image
Boy:Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind its too long... :P Girl:Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Oh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“It’s funny how when it’s somebody else telling the story it’s easy to see that He can’t take a joke is just… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference… — Limmy Copy Share Image
'Meow The Jewels' was a nightmare of a promise I had to fulfill. We made a joke that if the fans gave… — El-P Copy Share Image
I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting… — Wale Copy Share Image
Lesson in life: A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn't a hoax,… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
Jaspal Bhatti saab was the one who uplifted the image of Sikhs on the national and international stage. There used to be… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
We're used to a story in modern terms as an information delivery device. Certainly on television and even with the studio films,… — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
If you want me to perform in Silver Lake - where it looks like 'Vice' magazine threw up everywhere, where all the… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
