I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like there to be a joke in practically every photo I take. Nobody has the right to make photography boring. — Norman Parkinson Copy Share Image
Its not nice to make a joke about someone, just because you wanna laugh with your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a very young mistake to assume that life is very serious. I get the joke now. — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
I as an individual can always take a joke on me, big time, there's no doubt on that. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
My role of Gutthi is not a joke on the female gender but a tribute to them. Gutthi is in fact just… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
My mother tells this joke about how when I was little I used to say, 'Mummy, all I want is a stable… — Sophie Dahl Copy Share Image
I'm quite a reserved person, a bit shy at first when I don't know someone. I like to have a laugh and… — Anthony Martial Copy Share Image
“Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I… — Edeet Ravel Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Every time you say 'I don't want to hear it' when someone is going to tell an ethnic joke, or every time… — Kerry Kennedy Copy Share Image
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
What does it mean to dance? What does it mean to commit a crime? What does it mean to be anxious? What… — Theodore Zeldin Copy Share Image
My life, my life, now I speak of it as of something over, now as of a joke which still goes on,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's never a matter ever, ever - are - we're never trying to gross anybody out, or ever are we trying to… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days.… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“I can take a joke,” she tells me, sounding insulted. “Yeah? When?” “When it’s not being delivered by a childish jackass who… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I often make a joke of my parents, because I come from a Nigerian background and there's a stereotype in the Nigerian… — MNEK Copy Share Image
A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
