I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history. — Frank Waters Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
If I write a joke and it works, and it works consistently, that is gold to me. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone. — Samuel Larsen Copy Share Image
I think I was born to be a clown. I just haven't figured out how to bring that side of myself into… — Lucas Hedges Copy Share Image
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work. BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels? CUSTOMER (seriously): You… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
Literature more often tells the story of impulses we don't act on than of ones we do. I could joke about the… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
I love jokes, but God, jokes can go so wrong. I have stayed up many nights thinking, "F**k. I can't believe I… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Courtney Love is so famous among journalists for her loquaciousness that the joke is that you don't have to worry about questions… — Robert Hilburn Copy Share Image
In the beginning, every little thing used to bother me. Now, even the worst sounding things sound like a joke because I've… — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
“Then Roper turned round. “I hope this isn‟t your idea of a joke,” he said. “This is empty.” Cray smiled at him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
I always joke that my kids' favorite holiday is Father's Day. They love the way I celebrate the occasion by writing each… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always… — Dick Francis Copy Share Image
“As far as he could discover, there were no signs of spring. The decay that covered the surface of the mottled ground… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
“Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
