When I came back to New York, it was such a joke because I was always referred to as the pure young… — Jim Carroll Copy Share Image
That boy was a walk away joke, born to be a leaver hes the wrong kind of paradise shes gonna know it… — Alexia Copy Share Image
The media circus got a bit twisted when I was in London. It became a bit of a joke, really. In Paris,… — Pete Doherty Copy Share Image
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“I wish the world had been made in six days, and knocked to pieces again in six more. And I wish I… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
It's become a running joke among the public, and liberals have lost all credibility when it comes to climate science because their… — Sonny Perdue Copy Share Image
You can take my dirtiest, craziest joke, and I can break down in my head why there's a good, honest, honorable reason… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
There have been times where I have said, even in a sketch that I'm not in, 'I don't think you should be… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once wrote a silly article about all these metrosexuals like David Beckham wearing sarongs, and she described me… — Kevin McCloud Copy Share Image
“Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way,… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband… — AB Copy Share Image
People said, 'What are you talking about? She's so small. What are you doing? This is a joke.' We didn't have the… — Sofia Kenin Copy Share Image
I say it all the time: Texas high school football. It's no joke. It's a big deal. And when you get good… — Baker Mayfield Copy Share Image
You're going to get flak if you tell the wrong joke, but it's still the wrong joke. Give the wrong speech, you… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
It can be embarrassing being associated with a character like Finchy - people naturally assume you're just like him. Some people come… — Ralph Ineson Copy Share Image
Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories,… — Ron White Copy Share Image
All of Creation’s a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I like the rhythm of comedy in dramas, if that makes sense. In other words, I don't want to write setup, punch,… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
“I thought I had one of your father, but it didn’t develop.” Tremaine nodded ruefully. “It’s the silver nitrate in the film… — Martha Wells Copy Share Image
I believe in three-act structure. When I say that to novel people, or people in the world of books, they go, 'Well,… — Stephen J. Cannell Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
When our kids are asked by their friends about the success of the longevity of our marriage, they simply joke that Tamar… — Patrick Pichette Copy Share Image
If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
We must be able to deal with ridicule and scorn, which it always seems that Buddhists receive. But we feel that it… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“Here’s a statistician joke for your next hot date: Person A: What happens when Bill Gates walks into a bar of 55… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with… — Sidney Crosby Copy Share Image
“A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walt into a bar... I bet… — James R. Tuck Copy Share Image
“The only thing you could do was smile from the corner they’d backed you into. Implicate yourself in the joke even if… — Emma Cline Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is only respected on the highest level, and on every other level, it's like a joke, like, 'Ugh… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I certainly got the jokes within the joke, dressing up in a wet suit, sitting in a Twingo, scaling a rubber mountain,… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
I still mess around and joke with my family and friends like I did when I was nine or 10. For me,… — Gareth Bale Copy Share Image
I watched the classics as a kid, and I could tell that Bugs Bunny in drag was a cartoon and a joke.… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go… — David Chase Copy Share Image
“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
