You can sometimes sneak a political joke in, which is sometimes the most effective place for a political joke - when it's… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“Why do you joke about such things?" she snapped. He let his gaze land rather intently on hers. "When the alternative is… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't save from a brilliant penalty taker and Eric Cantona was the best. His technique was so good it was a… — David James Copy Share Image
“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I don't know who made the first Aquaman joke. I'm sure it was comics readers; maybe we all did. But it's the… — Geoff Johns Copy Share Image
In general, I think there are some things that require time before you can talk about them. Some stuff that happened over… — Negin Farsad Copy Share Image
Part of my writing style can be attributed to my mother's impatience with comedy, because whenever I told her a story she… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
I often joke with my husband and say to him, 'You know I have two theatre degrees, right? That's all I know… — Deborah Joy Winans Copy Share Image
Cricket is also a bit more of a social game. You are never too far away from one of your other team-mates,… — Jofra Archer Copy Share Image
Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I mean, there are things that I've experienced that I don't joke about because I'm just like, 'People don't really think it's… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
At bottom, to be colored means that one has been caught in some utterly unbelievable cosmic joke, a joke so hideous and… — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I took French. I barely passed and didn't learn anything at all. There was a joke… — Mark Lanegan Copy Share Image
Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
I couldn't deliver a joke if you asked me to. It would have to be live and spontaneous. And that's what I… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
Being a fighter is no joke. Year in and year out. Especially as a world champion. All eyes are on you, and… — Naseem Hamed Copy Share Image
I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seattle at least… — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Pretension is a poor joke that you play on yourself. Snap out of it. Recognise your strengths, work on your weaknesses. Real… — Virat Kohli Copy Share Image
“I would like to see all this as a big joke that is being played upon us, but I have seen what… — F. Sionil José Copy Share Image
It's been a joke my entire life, because I'm quite limby, I'm very uncoordinated. Everyone finds it hysterical that I've started dancing. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
I joke that I learned the essentials of storytelling from Hanna-Barbera, but I pretty much did. That kind of television is what… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
Guy ; you wanna hear a joke about my dick ? . never mind it to long girl ; you wanna hear… — Necoleee Copy Share Image
If I do a joke on stage and I feel like the energies a little off, I'll put my pride aside and… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
We always have a little comedy. It's the Marvel secret sauce. I think it's what helps Marvel resonate with the audience, that,… — Jeph Loeb Copy Share Image
Whenever I make a blasphemous joke, I always say that I believe in a God big enough to know that I'm just… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every… — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst our demographic with a 40%… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
There's a lot of nuances to stand-up that you definitely see when you watch someone like Chris Rock in that his body… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
