“A joke is by its nature a protest against sense. It is no good attacking nonsense for being successfully nonsensical.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Someone has remarked that 'An ideal math talk should have one proof and one joke and they should not be the same'. — Ronald Graham Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
My type of comedy is always self-deprecating, the joke's always on me. — Asim Chaudhry Copy Share Image
I miss You everyday, but I can't tell you everyday because you may mistake it for a Joke. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
“MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.” — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
I love to have a joke on Instagram here and there but other than that I like to relax and have fun.… — Erling Haaland Copy Share Image
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad.… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
“In a classical joke a child stays behind after school to ask a personal question. "Teacher, what did I learn today? "… — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
There's always been a quiet conversation and joke that if you're not hard, if you're not from impoverished neighborhoods, if you're not… — Chance The Rapper Copy Share Image
I always made the joke that I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Warner Brothers first… — Lindsey Buckingham Copy Share Image
What is a sense of humor? Surely not the ability to understand a joke. It comes rather from a residing feeling of… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
You have to have your own internal barometer of what is too far. I try and consider feelings of people in the… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
Everything has to be a joke. That's the power of comedy. I repulse people, I'm pushing them away, and then I bring… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I've had people tell me that I should just be sad and not joke around on Twitter, but they don't understand that… — Perfume Genius Copy Share Image
Architects have big egos. We like to think we're creating the pyramids and they're going to be around for thousands of years.… — Peter Marino Copy Share Image
I presume that each country will have a different response to each joke. But mostly what I've seen is that everyone has… — John Michael McDonagh Copy Share Image
Other players can be leaders on the pitch, but not all players can understand another player, so I try to. You need… — David Luiz Copy Share Image
“Among flippant people the Joke is always assumed to have been made. No one actually makes it; but every serious subject is… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
At first, after my freshman year, it was kind of a joke, going into my sophomore year like, 'Hey, I wanna graduate… — Deshaun Watson Copy Share Image
A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway! — Claudia Lee Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while someone telling you a joke.. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art. — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still dont get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There are practical things which contribute to a joke's funniness. People will find a joke funnier if they are sitting closer together,… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Being in class and you take something that belongs to the teacher as a joke and they don't realize it until you… — LaJuneJean Copy Share Image
She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it… — Gary B.B. Coleman Copy Share Image
My friends would always joke that I'm 'the grandmother' and 'the homebody' because I can't stay up past nine o'clock, but a… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
“I move my feet, turn away from her, try to pretend she's not there, which is the biggest fucking joke I've ever… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
I've always felt that there's a lot of similarity between doing a comedy and doing a scary movie because jokes and scares… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at… — Richard Kalvar Copy Share Image
