Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Actually, being married to me probably would be something of a joke . . . but yeah, I mean it. What do you think?” — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. — Jack Ketchum Copy Share Image
30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke. — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
We have this joke in England that half the people want me to be prime minister, and the other half want me… — Jeremy Kyle Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is an old joke that went around- it goes, in the beginning God made man in His own image, and since… — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things,… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I am an artist who's just tryin' to do something different, and basically not caring about everybody's opinions and wanting to follow… — Tyga Copy Share Image
“If it works, it will be plenty dramatic. And I suppose that if it doesn't work, it will be even more dramatic,… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
I'm not tied to the news cycle. I can do an episode on cultural appropriation, not on Rachel Dolezal. We might make… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know.… — Alan Vega Copy Share Image
In our traditional culture, people have a very different view towards nature than in Western culture. We consider humans as part of… — Ma Yansong Copy Share Image
With a live audience, it's very clear when you've pushed it too far to the edge - because you fall off that… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
“This is a joke. Right?” I’m pointing at the green-screen terminal on the desk, and the huge dial-infested rotary phone beside it.… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
I've noticed, as a comedy fan, that I really like Paul Thomas Anderson or Quentin Tarantino because when they're funny, they're actually… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
My father was always pushing me to become a basketball player. In Africa, when you're a kid, every kid loves to play… — Serge Ibaka Copy Share Image
I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“No, no one thought that a spontaneous gang rape was going to take place just then on the stage of the Laugh… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“He felt as if he had told a joke and they had missed the punchline and were leaning to him, wating for… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
I can tell how honest a joke is or how true a joke is by how fast the laughs come. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In television, there are so many things between you making a joke and the audience seeing it. It's like an assault course. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always joke that, at any given time, I'm supposed to be at two other places. — Virgil Abloh Copy Share Image
“My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
“I'm joking," She said to the group. Ah, the joking defense. The tried and true excuse for bullies everywhere.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind… — Wilson Bethel Copy Share Image
