Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Technology is an incredible tool - it connects people to each other, creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn't do the only job they're supposed to have, the only job they… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“The Democratic Senator’s Serenity Prayer God Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Legislate The Courage to Legislate the Things I… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“right wing’s most common techniques—including the deceptive use of statistics.” — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I like the… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
