Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture? — Leven Rambin Copy Share Image
Before 'Jersey Shore,' I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off. — JWoww Copy Share Image
I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was… — David Giuntoli Copy Share Image
The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.” — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on “Jersey… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
Scaling down individually is very hard. Imagine that if you go to a place where everybody is dressed nicely, and you are… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
My mom used to take me down to the Jersey Shore when I was 7, 8, 9 years old. I can remember… — David Cassidy Copy Share Image
The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The… — Michelle Malkin Copy Share Image
We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I grew up in Jersey. I've been to the Jersey Shore countless times. I've lived it. — Cenk Uygur Copy Share Image
My first encounter with the ocean was on the Jersey Shore when I was three years old and I got knocked over… — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
