When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?' or 'Snooki's getting married!' What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with… — Snooki Copy Share Image
Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country. — Snooki Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its… — Snooki Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it. — Snooki Copy Share Image
