One thing," I said, when we had broken apart and the swirling feeling in my head subsided. "Maybe...don't tell your mom too… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You pass the old L.A. County jail, which is surprisingly beautiful. It's got a handsome stone facade and stately columns. The new… — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
To travel only a few blocks in his own homeland, an elderly grandfather waits to beg for the whim of a teenage… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
A petty thief is put in jail. A great brigand becomes a ruler of a Nation. — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
We cannot let it be said of modern Australia that the colour of your skin determines whether or not you end up… — Bill Shorten Copy Share Image
My theory is that everything went to hell with Prohibition, because it was a law nobody could obey. So the whole concept… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Any time you demonstrate against segregation and a man has the audacity to put a police dog on you, kill that dog,… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me… — Joey Barton Copy Share Image
The first time I saw the Rodney King video, I remember thinking, 'Wow, these cops just got 100 years in jail.' Obviously… — DJ Yella Copy Share Image
For me, it just doesn't make sense that somebody could be out the same day or not have to serve a day… — Ahmad Balshe Copy Share Image
“Being gay was illegal in the UK until 1982, you could go to jail for it!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind if after the job is done you put me in front of a Nuremberg Trial and then jail me… — Ariel Sharon Copy Share Image
A judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail. — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
Sometimes going to jail is just the price you have to pay for social reform or social change. — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
In prison, those things withheld from and denied to the prisoner become precisely what he wants most of all. — Eldridge Cleaver Copy Share Image
What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot… — Dean Hughes Copy Share Image
