The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
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