“Um, hi," I said, drawling in my uneasiness. "Do you... need the trash can?" I felt like an idiot as soon as… — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
“You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one fucking idiot.” — Kim Stanley Robinson Copy Share Image
We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be. — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
“I am not an idiot. It's just that sometimes there are things that I don't want to know.” — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am very proud to be a part of '3 Idiots,' and happy that the character has worked in a big way. — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
“Not that I am cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot." -Aspen” — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
The way the Democrats try to dispirit everybody and impugn people is basically insult their intelligence. If you're not Democrat, if you're… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I get emails from strangers every day asking for love advice, which is kind of counter-intuitive since I'm making a movie about… — Davy Rothbart Copy Share Image
The 'Bolton News' is the best place for online comments. They say I'm an absolute idiot and a communist anarchist. I was… — Maxine Peake Copy Share Image
“Open your eyes, you idiot, I wanted to say. This woman is a shark. She’s from a different world, a different species.… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Degrade first the Arts if you'd Mankind Degrade. Hire Idiots to Paint with cold light & hot shade: Give high Price for… — William Blake Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
It has always seemed to me that the only painless death must be that which takes the intelligence by violent surprise and… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
In Obama's world, it's Fox News and me that are the reason the Republican base doesn't like him. It can't possibly be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When I was about 14, I got on the bus, and my sister's friend's brother handed me a burnt CD that said… — Calum Hood Copy Share Image
Learning, traveling and comparing the world, writing outraged poetry, producing revolutionary art, demonstrating, holding the older generation-including their own parents and grandparents,… — Andre Vltchek Copy Share Image
Many Buddhist teachers have described compassion as the ability to react freely and accurately in any situation. Being nice or feeling sorry… — Issan Dorsey Copy Share Image
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Regardless of whether there was ballot manipulation or not, you still have 50 million people who voted for George W. Bush in… — Josh Brolin Copy Share Image
I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right. — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , but i know enough to know that if your gonna be dumb you… — Jose Torres Copy Share Image
An idiot will accomplish something he desires to do far better than a genius who has been told to do the same… — Alec Sahakian Copy Share Image
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people. — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
“I can’t decide if you’re a fearmonger or a coward.” “And I can’t decide if you’re an idiot or an idiot.” — leigh bardugo Copy Share Image
“Apparently while I was reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced. — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
“I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel… — Catherine Clark Copy Share Image
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
If you think you know everything and think you've done everything, I know you're an idiot. — John C Shepard Copy Share Image
Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish. — Joe Elliott Copy Share Image
“Truthfully, she was the best thing in his life and he was a complete idiot if he let her walk away from… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
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