I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
I was such a screw up when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot. — Curt Schilling Copy Share Image
Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself. — Dave Courtney Copy Share Image
Even though I'm an idiot, at least I know that the word 'friend' is not something you use only when you need… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“Doing good and dealing with intentional idiots far out weighs sitting back and relaxing.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
Keep your eye on your inner world and keep away from ads, idiots and movie stars. — Dorothea Tanning Copy Share Image
“Am I the only non-idiot on the planet?” “Yes, Morgan Toth, you are,” Gabriel piped up. “Will you be our king?” — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I try to do as little as possible without looking like an idiot. Research is fun and easy. Writing is hard. So… — Zachary Lazar Copy Share Image
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I… — Igor Stravinsky Copy Share Image
My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
Intergenerational support is crucial. I feel like generations give up on each other. If you're Gen Z, you're like, "Gen X is… — Yara Shahidi Copy Share Image
Most people call it The Book of the Dead,” he told me. “Rich Egyptians were always buried with a copy, so they… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I love playing into those horror tropes of 'don't go into the basement, you idiot.' I love that, so it's fun to… — Ross Duffer Copy Share Image
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
We should not feel so sorely grieved if no man who had not attained the full stature of a Webster, Clay, Van… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I just want you to know,' said the girl, coldly, 'that whoever you are and whatever you intend with me, I shall… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The mind always functions in an eccentric way, the mind is always an idiot. The really intelligent person has no mind. Intelligence… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is, however, a strong empirical reason why we should cultivate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It makes sense that we came up with our public school system during the Industrial Revolution because it's like everybody is a… — Ezra Miller Copy Share Image
If some idiot with lip gloss is telling me how awesome Lindsay Lohan is, I'm like, 'No, Lindsay is not awesome.' — Michelle Beadle Copy Share Image
The idiot was not a lot of thinking, which is an important move on. Smart people mostly think, consequently never stepped — Bob Sadino Copy Share Image
“The idiot is bound by his pride,” he says. “It always has to be his way.” — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up. — Clive Owen Copy Share Image
“I could’ve fallen for someone steady. Dependable. Well-grounded. But nooo, I had to lose my head over this idiot. Curran” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Why does man behave like perfect idiot? This is the problem I wish to deal with. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi Copy Share Image
The idiot had shot their own dog. That’s what happened when the destructive potential of a man’s weapons exceeded his intelligence. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“For Christ's sake don't cry, you idiot! Live or die, but don't poison everything.” — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon. — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
Whoever thought up the phrase Absence makes the heart grow founder was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience… — Perfectionist Copy Share Image
A sweet idiot who can make u smile even when you are sad is called a Friend.. — Samuel Jebaraj Copy Share Image
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dropping an f-bomb wouldn’t make me an idiot any more than saying “sesquipedalian” makes someone intelligent.” — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
