To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline Copy Share Image
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“I'm stuck up in these here mountains with the dumbest smart person I ever be meetin'.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“You should never debate an idiot, Shallan. No more than you’d use your best sword to spread butter.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years. — Margaret Cavendish Copy Share Image
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I have always hated crowds. I like deserts, prisons, and monasteries. I have discovered, too, that there are fewer idiots at 3000… — Jean Giono Copy Share Image
Thirty guys equals five percent die-off among active wingsuit base jumpers. That means there's a flaw in our system and you're an… — Dean Potter Copy Share Image
“Hello, King Morgan,” said Gabriel, popping his head into the lab. “And how is the planet’s only non-idiot on this fine day?”… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I see pundits on the box, saying kids will watch 'Match of the Day' and copy what they see, but if you… — Joey Barton Copy Share Image
“I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn't check the expiration date… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
When people say Evel's a stuntmen I want to throw up. He's nothing but a daredevil idiot. The only reason he's famous… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Some people have different ways than yours of having fun. You can't judge 'em, you can't dismiss 'em, and you can't say,… — Gary Busey Copy Share Image
The last 10 to 20 years you’d think that it has been all about VCs making money, because that’s all we hear… — Dave McClure Copy Share Image
Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than… — Nas Copy Share Image
One odd thing about the current debate between religious people and atheists is that the participants don't seem to care that they… — Tim Crane Copy Share Image
Hateful, blasphemous, prejudiced, vulgar, rude, or ignorant remarks are the music of a free society, and the relentless patter of idiots is… — Daniel Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Let me say this: being an idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they say… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
Redd turned to her assassins. "What is it I always say?" The Cat, Sacrenoir, and the others bandied uncertain glances about. "Don’t… — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
Jimmy Carter, of course, was beloved. Peanut farmer. Came out of nowhere, governor of Georgia. Normally Democrats hate Southern accents, 'cause Southern… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot. — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
Being smart maybe eating smarties or even being smart ass and buying a smart phone still don't matter your still a f*****… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.” — Jude Deveraux Copy Share Image
“Kad bi se spalio u ime gladnih,prvo bi ti gladni rekli da si idiot: zasto si se spaljivao kad si bio sit?” — Matija Beckovic Copy Share Image
I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“Then tell me who Ronald McDonald is." "Very soon I'll have to apologize for calling you an idiot again.” — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
“I know I was an idiot, but I swear I’ve changed.” My brows lifted. “Really? Got a brain transplant, did you?” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I know I should respect your choice, but I'm finding it hard not to think you're being an idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any opportunity I get, I want to make the most of it, and I'm not afraid to look like an idiot. — Carmella Copy Share Image
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it! — Rudolf Wanderone Copy Share Image
I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
