Idiot Quotes · Page 33

President Trump should be considered to be a useful idiot and a fellow traveler, which makes him an unwitting agent of Putin.

— Alexander Vindman

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.”

— Patrick to Spongebob

“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.”

— Sara Wolf

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

— Mark Twain

“Close your mouth when you’re nodding, Talbot,” Tracy said, “You look like the village idiot.”

— Mark Tufo

The secret must be kept from all non-people. The mystery must be hidden from all idiots.

— Omar Khayyam

“Whoever coined the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy.”

— Toni Aleo

An idiot that dares quite moreover it is by that that we recognize him

— Anonymous

You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it.…

— Joss Whedon

The picture of me just after I’d found out Aspen was saving up to marry me. I looked radiant, hopeful, beautiful. I…

— Kiera Cass

They sold me a duvet cover, and I don't have a duvet, I don't think. Then, they started treating me like I'm…

— Alonzo Bodden

When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I…

— Kiersten White

“Those are some of the most powerful people in the world, and you swamped them in sewage! If you had real friends,…

— S.J. Kincaid

Rock stars are idiots. You know that! Remember this moron never went to music school, never learned music theory and can't read…

— Gene Simmons

The thing that I think was very brave of my younger self was that he decided he would be an idiot. Just…

— Salman Rushdie

Whenever I wake up, I'm up. I don't lie there like an idiot. I get up, run up a hill, get some…

— Jason Momoa

I'm reasonably easygoing. Messing up my lines or making a fool of myself is where you find my fears. Like a lot…

— Hugh Laurie

I call this the Fundamental Problem of Political Economy. How do we limit the power that idiots have over us? ... [Milton]…

— Arnold Kling

I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got…

— Noel Fielding

The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees a train entering the tunnel, the pessimist sees…

— James Branch Cabell

All I'm saying, as a fan, is I'm tired of the same song for 30 years. Can't we change the message a…

— Bill Maher

Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to…

— William S. Burroughs

The terms "idiot" and "lunatic" were acceptable diagnostic terms in England up until 1959. "Imbecile" and "feeble-minded person" were, likewise, listed as…

— Mary Roach

I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go…

— Anonymous

Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots.

— Banksy

If a person has known only sex as life, he is stupid, he is an idiot.

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Setsu... Setsuna... It's you!" "You idiot! You know there's no way I'd die and leave, right?" "Yes! Yes! Yes!”

— Kaori Yuki

Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.

— Paul Gauguin

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

— Russell Lynes

Our word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters.

— Edith Hamilton

Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

— Tom Christiansen

Dont wait for respect, just act like an idiot and everyone will respect you.

— Vikrant Parsai

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

— Nicole Sullivan

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

— Tom Clancy

There were too many idiot men in the world, to her way of thinking. And most of them ended up bumping up…

— Nora Roberts

If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.

— W. C. Fields

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.

— Vivienne Westwood

You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?" "Drowning?" Replied Graystripe.

— Erin Hunter

“Someone said you can't trust happiness.' 'Who was that idiot?' I shrugged. 'Let yourself be happy, Neal.”

— Barbara Morgenroth

I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.

— John Green