Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something. — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent… — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.” — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“She was an idiot. An idiot holding a pie in his garbage can. He probably thought she was a stalker. Or crazy.” — Jamie Farrell Copy Share Image
“For some idiot reason, the idea of going into the drink with a misspelled safety device weirded Bryce out.” — Harry Turtledove Copy Share Image
What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability. — John H. Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't want to have the threat of the sky falling on my head or some idiot pushing some button that sets… — Steve Ignorant Copy Share Image
motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
“Whoever thought up the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow founder’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. -Elli, While… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
If we accept the Greek's definition of the idiot as an altogether private man, then we must conclude that many American citizens… — C. Wright Mills Copy Share Image
By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you don’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
We are not saying that every idiot out there should own a gun - and there should be better background checks on… — Johnny Van Zant Copy Share Image
There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of… — Larry Niven Copy Share Image
School is just like having a job. You have to show up, you have to do your work, and you have to… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
In 30 years, that boy will be the President of the United States. And he'll still be a fucking idiot. Now, are… — Boondocks Copy Share Image
I don't understand why we have laws that prevent someone from walking a school campus and selling alcohol or drugs but somehow… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
“For example, say you're an average web developer. You're familiar with a dozen programming languages, tons of helpful libraries, standards, protocols, what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
in the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A lot of people have a fear of Shakespeare. Even actors do. People are like, "Oh, I won't go and see Shakespeare… — Hugo Weaving Copy Share Image
Most people are really fighting to not be adults. And, when it happens, it's a big transition. And a lot of that… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I think by the next generation either we'll have a lot of idiots who are just completely immersed in media and corporatized… — Aloe Blacc Copy Share Image
It goes without saying that what a girl goes through, boys could not even comprehend. If we get the flu, we need… — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
The reality is that the media are probably the most powerful of all our institutions today and they, or rather we [journalists],… — Carl Bernstein Copy Share Image
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark Copy Share Image
Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this? — Grover Norquist Copy Share Image
When you understand just how big the Universe is, you then realize that only idiots fight over an area of space called… — Marc Marcel Copy Share Image
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains. — Maxim Gorky Copy Share Image
I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip. — John Gierach Copy Share Image
There is a hope of recovery for an ignorant, while the stupid continues to show his idiot intelligence. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You're weird, obnoxious, crazy and a complete idiot. but you know what? I still love you. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. there always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again” — 69rascal Copy Share Image
An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty. — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Why must love always be accompanied--sooner or later--by sorrow and pain? Why not? Because pure bliss is for pure idiots. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“Anderthalb Millionen, und dazu noch Fürst, und überdies noch, wie es heißt, ein Idiot: was will man mehr?” — Dostoïevski Copy Share Image
“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
If you feel like an idiot wearing neon yellow shorts, you shouldn't wear them. — Nina Agdal Copy Share Image