Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable. — Paul Gauguin Copy Share Image
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots. — Banksy Copy Share Image
President Trump should be considered to be a useful idiot and a fellow traveler, which makes him an unwitting agent of Putin. — Alexander Vindman Copy Share Image
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.” — Patrick to Spongebob Copy Share Image
“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother,… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
The way the public sees it is this. If we don't leave, we are idiots. If we do leave but don't succeed… — Bertrand Piccard Copy Share Image
One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots… — Georges Courteline Copy Share Image
I'm glad the universe is pointless. It means if I get to the end of my life, the universe can't turn to… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
A man would have to be an idiot to write a book of laws for an apple tree telling it to bear… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“I'm an idiot like you said, so whatever you say about me doesn't matter, but you know... Don't you dare point a… — Kazue Kato Copy Share Image
It's an old Elizabethan idea. The fool is the only one who is allowed to make fun of the king because he… — Harry Anderson Copy Share Image
What an infernal set of fools those schoolmarms must be! Well, if in order to please men they wish to live on… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
Listening (had there been any one to listen) from the upper rooms of the empty house only gigantic chaos streaked with lightning… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I love to have the people watching [The Office ] just because it's fun to have people watching, but our fans are… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
The most important thing, of course, is that you should look more stunning than you have ever looked in your life. How… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
Not that I knew who you were until last month. But now that I've got you, I'm not letting you go." "You're… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I object to being called a chess genius, because I consider myself to be an all around genius, who just happens to… — Bobby Fischer Copy Share Image
You got a lot of ladies to get through. You’re still young. First love’s the sweetest, but it doesn’t last.” “Not ever?”… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
He put the book down. “As you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Close your mouth when you’re nodding, Talbot,” Tracy said, “You look like the village idiot.” — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
The secret must be kept from all non-people. The mystery must be hidden from all idiots. — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
“Whoever coined the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
Being two timer doesn't make you handsome or famous it makes you a light-headed idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides Copy Share Image
I just like acting like an idiot on camera and having a laugh with my friends. And being able to share that… — Joe Sugg Copy Share Image
It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist. — Glenn Greenwald Copy Share Image
That is the core of Trump. He is undoubtedly an idiot, but do not underestimate how good he is at that. — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
“It is my solemn and important duty to bring happiness, light, and joy into your world when you’re being a dour idiot.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess…responsiveness.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
For every idiot there is an equally matching idiot of other sex and those intelligent ones never marry. — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
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