Idiot Quotes · Page 30

I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives.

— Kehinde Wiley

Are you always that stupid or are you making a special effort today?

— Anonymous

The biggest misunderstanding about me is that I'm just a bratty, gobby idiot.

— Yungblud

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

— Sid Caesar

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

— Blake Edwards

One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.

— Lisa Kleypas

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

— Sherilyn Fenn

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

— Lauren Willig

You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot.…

— Terry Pratchett

I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going…

— Bill Murray

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this…

— Chris Jericho

I used to work at Sirius. And when I got my job at Sirius, I was only 21. It was my first…

— Amanda Seales

If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take…

— Bill Maher

My first drag role was the character Widow Simone in the ballet 'La Fille Mal Gardee.' She's a crazy social climbing woman…

— Jinkx Monsoon

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush…

— Tim Robbins

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that…

— Rene Descartes

When the time comes to you at which you will be forced at last to utter the speech which has lain at…

— Anonymous

“When did I turn into a needywhiny angsty idiot who needed to be swept off her feet? She snorted then started running…

— Diana Rowland

We look at each other without saying anything, both of us smiling like idiots. I heart is so full I can’t believe…

— Megan Hart

Laughter is an important part of a good relationship. It's an immense achievement when you can move from your thinking that your…

— Alain de Botton

I think that a lot of people in all walks of life have the impression, of course, that, 'I specialize in something.…

— Robert J. Shiller

There's a stupid trend in American politics right now with people who have no experience with politics and no grasp of public…

— Steve Albini

The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a…

— Martin Gardner

I had to decide that, you know what, I don't know who the hell I am or what I'm doing, but I…

— Mark Manson

“The dumbass?' Justin asked. 'Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?”

— Kim Harrington

You can't control how you come across and if you try to then you come across looking like an idiot anyway.

— Alaska

I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself.

— Dina Lohan

“But I was a fool, the biggest, damnedest, stupidest fool in thee whole world.”

— Ian Cross

Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

— Anonymous

“I dare say it is good for one now and again to realize what an idiot one can be! But no one…

— Agatha Christie

Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots.

— Flannery O'Connor

By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself.

— Gustave Flaubert

“Blah, blah, blah, we’re never going to agree but I respect your viewpoint even though I think you’re an idiot,”

— J.M. Darhower

I'm not an idiot; I can make adjustments to my life. But I like having a schedule.

— Carson Wentz

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

— Scott Adams

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

— Martin Cruz Smith

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

— Eric Bolling

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that…

— Lewis Black

They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two.

— Scott Glenn