Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
“That you're Borges.' Manny laughed. 'Of course you are, you dumb shit. That's the whole point.” — James Sallis Copy Share Image
I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them. — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?” — Petronius Copy Share Image
The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive! — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“It’s also a shame because I didn’t have John McEnroe pegged as an idiot.” — The Guardian Copy Share Image
I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras. — Terry Richardson Copy Share Image
I think it's a great city. I think it's a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot,… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying,… — Candice Bergen Copy Share Image
Everything is going to be fine.” I hate it when people say that, people who have absolutely no idea of what’s coming… — Jenny Valentine Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
“Say something cheesy now and that was it, you were the class suck-up, say something clever and you were the smart-ass, say… — Charles Benoit Copy Share Image
You can learn a lot from criticism if you can take what's constructive out of it. If you read a review that… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
Let's face it. Nobody predicted Trump. He's a fairytale nightmare that none of us could possibly have imagined. Shame on those 63… — Ron Stallworth Copy Share Image
What I’m sorry about is not being a tipsy idiot when you found me. I’m sorry about that, obviously, but more sorry… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“Because he’s an idiot.” Zeke offers me a black jacket with a factionless symbol stitched into the collar. “I didn’t know that… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
When I hear about a player losing his money, I'll rarely, if ever, point a finger at the player because I know… — Nnamdi Asomugha Copy Share Image
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate & special systems of education. They seem to me to be built upon the suposition… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they're an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot,… — Dean Wareham Copy Share Image
I had big teeth, and I was goofy. I probably used to mess with people too much. People were always trying to… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots.… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country. — Ta-Nehisi Coates Copy Share Image
Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader. — Nostradamus Copy Share Image
I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men. — Pablo Escobar Copy Share Image
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann Copy Share Image
There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot! — Anne Burrell Copy Share Image
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“you must be stupid , if you think that i'm stupid enough, to believe your stupidness stupidity .” — Mahdi Khmi Copy Share Image
“I hit him with a board; of course he’s got a concussion. Don’t be an idiot.” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of people: 1. Innovators. 2. Imitators. 3. Idiots. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I ain't dumb , it's you who is dumb for thinking of such a statement — Connor Lawler Copy Share Image
Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You dickweed! Are you always stupid, or is today a special occasion?” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
Trump is what the Russians call a useful idiot, someone in service to the Russian Federation, either unwitting or wittingly. — Steve Schmidt Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don't. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Every time I see someone acting like a fucking idiot, I automatically assume they're Justin Beiber fan. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
