“Seth was an idiot: Neal wasn't fat. Just sort of soft-looking. Small and strong without any corners.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Any professional athlete who gets on TV or radio and says he never played with a gay guy is a stone-freakin' idiot. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. — Stanislaw Lem Copy Share Image
“Look, you're cute, but you're not cute enough to keep me from going off on you for being an idiot. - Cold… — Heather Hildenbrand Copy Share Image
Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
If I had the power, I would kill every single idiot in this world. ...then no one would have to judge me… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
Look, given the opportunity to drive an IndyCar, I'd be an idiot to turn it down. — Travis Pastrana Copy Share Image
Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and… — Cathy Cassidy Copy Share Image
“His lips rise. “I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don’t come off like a complete prick.” I think… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
“Because I was an idiot for thinking things could be different. For thinking you were a fluke. For thinking my life could… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under… — Walter Cunningham Copy Share Image
“Ugly on the inside!" she'd screamed. "I could never love you!" She truly hadn't fallen for him. For him. Which indicated that… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I'm an actor, and I don't look at myself as providing comic relief. I have done diverse and dark roles such as… — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
“Issy, nobody invited you along. You don't get a vote. Mostly becuae you're an idiot." "A total idiot," he said. "Look, right… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
Not one idiot in a thousand has been entirely refractory to treatment, not one in a hundred has not been made more… — Edouard Seguin Copy Share Image
Everything is about energy. We're surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We're covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These… — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
My view is my entire life has been shaped by giving when I didn't have it. Some idiot who's wealthy and doesn't… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
“I knew you could be naive, but I never thought you were stupid. He's an Eye , Sophie. They kill our kind.… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Useful Idiot: The one that by wearing a white apron, having a college degree, working for the government or following governmental laws,… — Robin Sacredfire Copy Share Image
Reparations,” said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding. Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game?… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot they'll just bring you down to their level!!!... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“The first step in becoming smarter was to admit what a dumbass you were.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all. — Christopher Jones Copy Share Image
When the Wise man points at the moon... the idiot looks at the finger... — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
“ALTItude and IDIOT are combined into ALTIDIOT to form a portmanteau word.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! — Bisco Hatori Copy Share Image
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I don't like writing as an expert. I like writing as an amateur. I like writing as an idiot. It's much more… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Do you know: How mad are / do not know, you idiot / Just like me, which are wasted his time here — Pagla_Kahin_Ka Copy Share Image
Said I, in scorn all burning hot,In rage and anger high,"You ignominious idiot,Those wings are made to fly! — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right. — Sonya Sones Copy Share Image
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
