Any idiot can train himself into the ground; the trick is working in training to get gradually stronger. — Keith Brantly Copy Share Image
She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo. — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot… — David Whitehouse Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
“He’s not the love of my life, you idiot!” David snapped, incensed by Murdo’s obtuseness. “You are!” For” — Joanna Chambers Copy Share Image
“Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You're used to having a camera in your face when you're playing a character - it's like having a mask on. But… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
I had a Taco Bell audition where I had to wear a huge sombrero and walk around like an idiot. I got… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want… — William Hung Copy Share Image
“Here's how I used to think you made a book: a poet comes along, mouth half open, inspired, then suddenly the idiot… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“The author has discovered to his cost that if you call a zoo to ask the cubic volume of the average adult… — Clive Maxfield Copy Share Image
I understand there are inevitable things that we have to go through: heartbreak, family problems. I don't feel like some Quixotic idiot… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Stick on this that Donald Trump as the outsider doesn't know what's going on. That the inside-the-Beltway culture is special and it's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's… — Terry Teachout Copy Share Image
What's happening in the larger world always influences art. When I first started the gallery in 1959, one of the first things… — Virginia Dwan Copy Share Image
For the Second Amendment to do its job, the other side must become much better informed. I watched an action-adventure program last… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
No, I won't leave the world--I'll enter a lunatic asylum and see if the profundity of insanity reveals to me the riddles… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
If the technology hadn't changed, they [newspapers] would still be great businesses. Network TV [in its heyday], anyone could run and do… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Brains and brawn. Impressive. And here i thought you were just a dumb jock.” — JB Salsbury Copy Share Image
My Heart is an Idiot...never listens to me... it always listen to my GF and leaves me ALONE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m an idiot for thinking that one performance would change anything. Maybe I should stop writing songs and start writing fiction.” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
“There was nothing judgemental or accusatory about the question, so why did I still feel like an idiot?” — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I’ll do my best. But you’re right. We must… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, than idiot with none. — John Donne Copy Share Image
Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. — Robert E. Sherwood Copy Share Image
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love. — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
President Obama and his fellow Democrats are either idiots or deliberately trying to destroy their own economy. — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Assumptions are the enemy of coherence," Sharine said. In other words, You're an idiot.” — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot. — Manuel Puig Copy Share Image
A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never… — Susan Jane Gilman Copy Share Image