Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerises some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves. — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own. — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Time spent with Trump on the campaign plane was often an epic dissing experience: everybody around him was an idiot.” — Michael Wolff Copy Share Image
“Everyone just thinks too much. I'm an idiot after all Isn't being in love a simple thing” — Yuna Takagi Copy Share Image
I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live. — David Gilmour Copy Share Image
I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
The truth is that I'm an idiot. I am. I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“Brian darling, I’m really not such an idiot that I don’t realize that if a man calls me a nigger it’s his… — Nella Larsen Copy Share Image
This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I have come to an unalterable decision - to go and live forever in Polynesia. Then I can end my days in… — Paul Gauguin Copy Share Image
“He's usually the confident intellect, but every once in a while when he's around me, he turns into this clumsy fool. It… — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing… — Jaggi Vasudev Copy Share Image
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting… — Paloma Faith Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's opponents believe are governing illegal immigration, the racism and so forth that they believe is why Trump wants to build… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Do I feel confident about my health? I don't think that anybody ever should feel confident about their health if they are… — Terry Funk Copy Share Image
When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Of all my films, people wrote to me most about this one... ...I had wanted to make The Idiot long before Rashomon.… — Akira Kurosawa Copy Share Image
It never occurred to him that now he was looking at his master, at the one person in all the world who… — Elizabeth Wein Copy Share Image
The label's going great, because we're not idiots. We're not trying to sue everyone that downloads everything. We try to give the… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Older boys often asked me to teach them “some bad words in your language”. At first I politely refused. My refusal merely… — Firoozeh Dumas Copy Share Image
“That man," she said in low but still audible tones, "is an idiot ." "Yes, madam, but he's all we've got." "I… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“Never argue with an idiot, because people watching may not know the difference.” — David J. Henderhan Copy Share Image
“No one believes he is an idiot until the consequences of his actions prove it. Then hindsight rubs it in.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.” — chetan bhagat Copy Share Image
Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world… — Alfred Capus Copy Share Image
“The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I'll do my best.” — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“What are you, in love with her?" Travis says. "You're staring like an idiot." The weird thing is, I think I am.” — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
“I know I’m stupid I know I’m worthless but I coulda been a star- a stupid worthless star. What I can't be… — Sapphire Copy Share Image
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will not change. Because if you are successful and you change, you are an idiot. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
The trouble is that you get fans who tell you you're great no matter how big an idiot you are. — Butch Trucks Copy Share Image
People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love. — John Green Copy Share Image
In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough! — Ernests Gulbis Copy Share Image
“And the world re-ordered itself around me. I spoke each word carefully. 'You are so stupid.” — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips. — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
