Idiot Quotes · Page 38

“Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all…

— Elizabeth von Arnim

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

— Billie Joe Armstrong

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

— Jerry Seinfeld

Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known…

— Bret McKenzie

Not my best picture [after I try to pop my nose back in place] whoo wants a kiss lol

— Michael Country

Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship!

— Thomas Nashe

Just when you think your life is going just the slightest bit good some idiot has to come and ruin it.

— Anonymous

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

“Not like we were going to be forever. I mean, who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know…

— Daniel Handler

Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the…

— Melina Marchetta

I’m such an idiot - the thing was I was in there because this homeless guy was hungry. I went past and…

— Sophie Monk

Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be…

— Steven Weinberg

I like being known for being good at maths and having a brain. If I've been asked to do something but it's…

— Rachel Riley

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough…

— Clint Eastwood

Beneatha: You didn't tell us what Alaiyo means... for all I know, you might be calling me Little Idiot or something... ...…

— Lorraine Hansberry

Any idiot can throw together a program or report and shove it out, but to get the balance and to get the…

— Richard Quest

What man of sense will agree with the statement that the first, second and third days, in which the evening and morning…

— Origen

But for the Jews this moral-spiritual issue raises the same societal problem it does for the Greeks: how can a man have…

— Kenny Smith

What about your freedom?" he whispered in her ear over a minute later, bracing his hands palms down on the wall beside…

— Nalini Singh

Knowledge is like a knife. In the hands of a well-balanced adult it is an instrument for good of inestimable value; but…

— Leo Baekeland

One reads the truer deeper facts of Reconstruction with a great despair. It is at once so simple and human, and yet…

— Anonymous

It's incredibly touching when someone who seems so hopeless finds a few inches of light to stand in and makes everything work…

— Anne Lamott

I've never really taken myself seriously as an actor, It is surprising the amount of people who think I'm going to be…

— Robert Pattinson

Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you…

— Mark Z. Danielewski

“I reject any form of government in which the opinion of the village idiot is given the same weight as Aristotle”

— Anonymous

Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.

— Jeremy Paxman

I was a stupid idiot when I was younger. I didn't mature until I was 24, 25.

— Paddy Pimblett

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

— Jeff Ament

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

— Steven Wright

A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with…

— Anonymous

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.

— Anonymous

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

— William Shakespeare

My opinion of Christian Zionists? They're scum. But don't tell them that. We need all the useful idiots we can get right…

— Benjamin Netanyahu

I went to primary school with this idiot and I kicked him in the face

— Meslf

My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it…

— Berkeley Breathed

“Oh come on, are you serious? This half-assed magic is the best you’ve got? Are you even trying?”

— Ryo Shirakome

Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.

— Elizabeth Banks

Any person who thinks they're superior to others because of the color of their skin is an idiot. Yeah I said it.…

— Anonymous

“A healthy argument, even with an idiot, is always good; it opens one's eyes to own misunderstandings.”

— Ashok Kallarakkal

“Nothing can be made idiot proof. Idiot resistant perhaps, but never idiot proof.”

— M.J. Marsh