Idiot Quotes · Page 39

“He's not a total idiot. In fact, he has a good head on his shoulders. He thinks like a woman, most of…

— Robert Jordan

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

— George Bernard Shaw

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act.

— Dane Cook

There will always be time for another idiot to speak his retarded mind, no matter how much in a hurry he/she is.

— Richie

The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an…

— Jay Leno

When you treat me like an idiot, Ill treat you worst like an idiot too. ;)

— PrinceAzheef

Any Idiot can point out a problem … A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

— Tony Robbins

Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Holden's an idiot, but he's not stupid. If he realizes he's being watched, he'll start broadcasting pictures of all our Ganymede sources…

— James S.A. Corey

I make sure I have a smile every day for everybody because our stories within it have a darkness and we don't…

— Aaron Pedersen

[My hair] creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, 'I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley…

— Bret Michaels

I went to art college for two years and I absolutely loved it. I was this shy, kind of fuzzy-haired idiot from…

— Lee Evans

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…

— Elayne Boosler

Cognitive consonance is what writing in the Age of the idiot is all about. The key to success in the scribbling profession…

— Ilana Mercer

A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on…

— David Walton

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent, then you are a scoundrel... if you let…

— Martin Van Creveld

I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was…

— Anthony Bourdain

Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it…

— Russell Brand

Molly works because, while Watson is ‘the audience’, Molly is every woman of a certain age sitting at home on the settee…

— Louise Brealey

I would think somebody like Jane Fonda and her idiot husband would be terribly ashamed and saddened that they were a part…

— John Wayne

I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me,…

— Margaret Mitchell

[Indira Gandhi] looked tired that day, and all of a sudden I exclaimed, 'Deep down I don't envy you, and I shouldn't…

— Oriana Fallaci

“That a greater fool than Jane Eyre had never breathed the breath of life, that a more fantastic idiot had never surfeited…

— Charlotte Brontë

I just stopped liking basketball. And then you dribbling down the court and having the owner like cuss at you and call…

— Baron Davis

If you choose to become a smoker, you are an idiot, and you may lack the discipline and intelligence to be a…

— Gene Simmons

“So, it’s like that, huh?” “Yes, it’s like that.” “Fine. Game on.” Why did I say that out loud? Idiot!”

— Becky Moynihan

Kanye is an idiot. how you would glorify his words makes you dumber than his woud be, but aborted offspring

— Kanye West

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.

— Cormac McCarthy

Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.

— H. L. Mencken

“Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I…

— Rebecca A. Rogers

Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you're an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully.

— @efiosiugbore

“don't call me stupid without calling me stupid and think I'd bee too stupid to notice!”

— Eric Jerome Dickey

Are men truly such idiots that they cannot resist two orbs of flesh?

— R.L. LaFevers

Any idiot can be brave, but courage is about knowing what's at stake, and moving forward anyway.

— Meg Ryan

Can't stand it when people say 'sloppy seconds'...You're going to be someone's sloppy seconds one day too you idiot.

— Anonymous

A true friend is someone who you can act like a complete idiot in front of and not be the slightest bit…

— Anonymous

I love you so much babe! Everytime I think of you I smile like an idiot! :D

— Naresha

“I suppose you’re too stupid to have acquired a vocabulary sufficient to express your emotions.”

— G.F. Gustav

“Are you actullay thise stupid? Or are you just making an extra effort just for me?”

— Razi

I need to write a sitcom, but something with warmth, not one where the dad comes home and he's treated like an…

— Jens Lekman