“We feign disinterest and laugh, and creep into the kitchen some nights, a triangle of light spilled on the floor form the… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better. — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
I am angry that I starved my brain and that I sat shivering in my bed at night instead of dancing or… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier… — Don Herold Copy Share Image
“They [the dying in hospitals] did not blow up in mid-air like Kraft or the dead man in Yossarian's tent, or freeze… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I… — Bruce Jenner Copy Share Image
“This was as true and sweet as ice cream in December. We each had our different priorities. If you held them lightly… — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
When ninjas eat ice cream they don't get brain freeze the ice cream gets ninja freeze — Cody Ninja Copy Share Image
They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say 'forget about the past' and live life to the fullest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my daughter was a toddler, I used to take her to a park not far from our apartment. One day as… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
For the scene where I had to taste dirt, I was ready to do it for real. But our amazing art team… — Lee Je-hoon Copy Share Image
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
We scientists can argue forever about important topics like slightly different flavors of vanilla ice cream. Consider the silliness of this debate:… — Mark Powell Copy Share Image
A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Pretend you’re on wartime rations, and eat only the humblest of home cooking for a week – you’ll want to plan your… — Annie Raser-Rowland Copy Share Image
People have asked me before, 'Oh, are you scared of getting burnt out?' And I'm like, 'I burn out every three weeks.… — CMAT Copy Share Image
“I ate another apple pie and ice cream; that's practically all I ate all the way across the country, I knew it… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Between the three of us,” she said, gesturing to her daughters, “we could probably take them all out.” I winced. “You mean,… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“If there'd been anything decent in the house, anything approaching real ice cream, it would have been eaten long ago. I knew… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“As a rule, you knew it was time to eat when you could hear potatoes exploding in the oven. Happily, all this… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I have been heart broken. You can't breathe, your eyes are pouring a thousand tears a second and you can't foresee going… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
“Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL… — Family Guy Copy Share Image
“It was late at night, in that night caf' She's eating ice cream, when I heard her say Please pick me up… — Dieter Bohlen Copy Share Image