Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And I have… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I don't need marriage. I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. I can take care of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
As I've gotten older, I can look at myself more clearly and own the things that I'm good at and work on… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I can't have a big breakfast or a big lunch because I get very lethargic, and then I get really cranky. I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
