I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Every relationship should eventually become a long-term relationship. Any director that I meet now isn't just a director. He's potentially a friend,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Every relationship should eventually become a long-term relationship. Any director that I meet now isn't just a director. He's potentially a friend,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My road to success was a long road to success was a long road. You get out of something what you put… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you hear so much and everybody is praising you, you can get lost in that. You can start thinking that… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I never thought in a million years that I'd ever sell out back-to-back shows at The Garden. That's not to say, I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image