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“The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane. Each… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
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For a poet to depict a poet in poetry is a hazardous experiment; in regarding one's own trade a sense of humour… — Edward Dowden Copy Share Image
ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
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“To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my… — Gary Edward Gedall Copy Share Image
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There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable. — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
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