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The English probably do that wordplay kind of humour and whimsy better than anyone, and I've always felt that my writing goes… — Graeme Base Copy Share Image
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I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
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One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to… — Colin Baker Copy Share Image
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