“ma pis in piscina prietenilor mei- modul meu de a le mai dilua pretentiile” — frederic beigbeder Copy Share Image
“A magic Adam never knew existed, yet he must somehow control it to survive.” — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh. — Bojana Novakovic Copy Share Image
“Mmmmmm I like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it” — Bo burnham Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“In fact, some people use humour so habitually that it is hard for them to remain serious for any length of time.” — Margaret Hough Copy Share Image
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. I have great taste in music, we can listen to Justin Bieber and Black Eyed Peas and Nickelback all… — Salifiable Copy Share Image
On 'EastEnders' everyone's bitter, angry. Where are the wonderful characters that I lived with, who could find humour even in the lowest… — David Jason Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“...Cromwell informed me I’d only have the keys to my car once I’d earned his trust back. His trust? Like I was… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I was very responsible, and very mature. Travis says otherwise, but he’s not important right now. We’re focused on me.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Prose fills a space, like a liquid poured in from the top, but poetry occupies it, arrays itself in formation, sets up… — Simon Armitage Copy Share Image
“I don’t know whether Asimov realized he was saying this as well, but as an old historical materialist, if only as an… — Samuel R. Delaney Copy Share Image
“Thorn grunted and the metal control fell from his spasming fingers. It bounced across the dusty concrete and I stomped down as… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“.« Nik has obviously spoken to Nat about my candy preferences. Written in raspberry bullets is ‘I’m sorry’. Written in green apple jellybeans… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“He laughs. "No! Aguaje is for girls. If a man eats to much of it, he starts to look like a woman."… — Jessica Khoury Copy Share Image
“The Duchess looked at Chloe with a look that said, You had the chance to tell him, but you chose to carry… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
It always interested me that 'Goodness Gracious Me' and 'The Kumars,' when shown around the world, were referred to as British comedy.… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
“He eased back and murmured, “You taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup.” “And you taste like stolen bacon.” — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Trouble can be purchased cheaply, though the refund may be more than you can bear.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
“I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.” — Jim Baen Copy Share Image
“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Sir, the slowness of genius is hard to bear, but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable. — Henry Thomas Buckle Copy Share Image
“The only good thing about that decision, Gatt, is that I'll get tea before you.” — Graham Gooch Copy Share Image
“Playing an instrument is its own reward. Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Dogs aren’t just for Christmas; you could probably get hold of a cat for a few weeks too.” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
