“Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so?” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“My philosophy: if the heels are high enough, everyone looks like they have runner's calves, right?” — Gemma Halliday Fashion Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!” — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
“Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff .” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that? — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I didn't point out that Courtney and I were hardly BFFs. In Mom's world everyone under the age of eighteen was friends… — Gemma Halliday Friendship Copy Share Image
“Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."… — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
“ Chase leaned in close. "hey" What? Are you wearing perfume? No... why would I be wearing perfume?... You sure you're not… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Ramirez and I wanted to spend our first Christmas Eve together with just a nice, romantic, quiet evening at home.” “I never… — Gemma Halliday Christmas Copy Share Image
“To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the… — Gemma Halliday Luck Copy Share Image
“If my tiny studio apartment in Santa Monica were, heaven forbid, to go up in a blazing inferno, the one thing I… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!" Chase narrowed his eyes again. "Sam?" I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to… — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
“She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was… — Gemma Halliday Twirling Copy Share Image
“We actually wanted to ask you a few questions. About the interview you did this morning." At the mention of her KTVU… — Gemma Halliday Interview Copy Share Image
“No matter how much I may love—scratch that, loved, past tense—Josh, I was no dummy. Everyone knows the Y chromosome carries with… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“After making my way through a bowl full of lawn (Sure, Dana had said it was exotic sautéed greens, but it smelled… — Gemma Halliday Food Copy Share Image
“Our bodies are our temples. They should have a little more respect for themselves than that.” “You know, I could have sworn… — Gemma Halliday Respect Copy Share Image
“The first thing I did was run. Okay, actually the first thing I did was scream, lose my balance, flail my arms… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Mom perched on the edge of our sofa, her forehead etched with a line of concern I'd grown to know well. It… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw… — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston” — Gemma Halliday Humour Copy Share Image
“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Tell you what," I said. "I'll learn to cook when you learn to scrub toilets.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.” — Gemma Halliday Sugar coated Copy Share Image
“Great. Dead bodies, road kill and Toys R Us. Could this day get any better?” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Do you ever tell the truth?" "Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.” — Gemma Halliday Fourth grade Copy Share Image
“it made my little heart go pitter patter that he was racing across an ocean to be by my side. That is… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Great. Some women cruise Beverly and go home with a pair of Jimmy Choos. I go home with a broken leg.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Holy effing crap, that sucks!" I turned to her. "Effing?" Sam shrugged. "What?" "We're censoring now?" "Kyle says I have a mouth… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver,… — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?" I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“So, really, this was all Ramirez's fault. (What can I say? Twelve years of Catholic school had taught me how to reassign… — Gemma Halliday Guilt Copy Share Image
“Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to… — Gemma Halliday Brilliant Copy Share Image
